‘Clash of the Titans’ Special

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In today’s world of office jobs, income tax, and formal evening wear, it’s no wonder that audiences want to fantasize about a simpler time, a time when the day was spent not filing or typing, but dismembering enemies with broadswords and then using their skulls as mead chalices and their blood as lubricant while sodomizing a harem of women dressed like Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi. Now where was I? Oh yes, trying to portray getting a hard-on at Conan the Barbarian as some form of manly, primal aggression.Tonight, Sordid Cinema, Sound on Sight’s priapic, hyperactive little brother, takes a look at this weekend’s blockbuster fantasy remake Clash of the Titans. Of course, we’ll also take a look at the 1981 original, as well as 1987’s Italian barbarian picture Iron Warriors, for some reason.

  1. portable charcoal grill says

    Nice post,looking forward to read more.

  2. Rosanne Draime says

    this chick is really nasty. I really like her

  3. V. says

    @Jessica: Yeasayer – One

    You guys are awesome. Keep up the good work!

    1. Ricky says

      That was the song !!! LOVE IT

  4. Jessica says

    What was that song that you played after the first break? I enjoyed it quite a bit. The reviews weren’t bad either, though I have little interest in the movies mentioned… ;)

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