- the SHAMELESS theft of the priceless prison scene from the Blues Brothers. You do not attempt to touch greatness, you leave it alone and worship it from afar. For shame!
- Hasn’t Shia LaBeouf done enough damage in the epic disaster that was The Crystal Skull? Why be in a sequel to another great movie of the ages? Why does he hate us so much to keep hurting us like this?
- Your money is most definitely sleeping, don’t let this beefy trailer lie to you! When your dough’s collecting 0.00000002% interest so it’s not just sleeping, it’s in a damn coma.
- Michael Douglas looks disturbingly attractive as a newly released ex-con. We all know there’s going to be a love scene, so let’s pray it involves him flexing his prison sculpted body. We really, really don’t need to see Shia LaBoring de-nuding himself.
Loving the muscular feel of the trailer, and the movie’s directed by Oliver Stone so hopefully he’ll deliver another entertaining, testosterone-pumped film.
But there’s a few problems:
The film will also star Charlie Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Josh Brolin, and Frank Langella. Written by Bryan Burrough and Allan Loeb, it’s set to be released on April 23, 2010.