Piranha 3DD

Have you been keeping up with all of the latest Cannes Film Festival coverage? Wondering when you’re going to catch up with the new Reygadas or Kiarostami, in order to muse about alternative readings with your grad-student pals while you wait for your artisanal hot chocolate? No? In that case, we have 10 double passes …

  As our last thrilling episode ended in June, we had left poor, helpless, hapless Hollywood tied to railroad tracks with the July/August Express out of Union Station barreling down, dastardly Audience Disinterest at the throttle, henchman Audience Apathy throwing on more coal. But wait!  Are those cavalry bugles heard from just over the hill? …